The Fool

Memento Mori .

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asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

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asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

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gothstoner:

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

im deleting

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tumbledore-:

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

Happy Good Friday

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the-colorful-introvert:

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THIS.

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owning-my-truth:

Japanese artist Tatsuya Tanaka, brings the world to life in stunning detail in miniature. 

Follow him on Twitter & Instagram

(h/t Kotaku)

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lifemadesimple:

A collection of Ways to Tie a Necktie

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